Sunday, October 4, 2015

Seven Countries, Infinite Norms

The world is diverse.  Behavior varies.

Children catch the school-boat at 7 am every morning.


People thank each other by placing hands in prayer position and bowing their head.

To indicate they find them different or interesting or attractive, men stare openly at women.

Offerings are made to the gods at least three times per day.


Modest women must cover their legs at all times while wearing strapless tops.

Cows have the right of way on highways and roads.

Shoes are not allowed inside shops, restaurants, and homes.


Tree trunks are good sources of water.

Fashionable men wear matching t-shirt and shorts sets made out of fabric patterned with photos of nude women and girlie magazine covers.

Fish give good pedicures.

Polite people make loud noises while chewing food at fancy restaurants.

Conscientious drivers honk horns continuously while driving.

Plants move when you touch them.

Nadia

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